Alfie Fanpage

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This is my guinea pig Alfalfa Sprout, aka Alfie. He's a little over 3, and he's the biggest fattiest fatty ever but he's very sweet sometimes when he isn't being super mean. He scrambles around and gives devastating side-eyes, but everybody loves him, and if you don't, you're his opp.

Alfie's Interests:

• pooping
• peeing
• biting
• eating vegetables like orange peppers, arugala, spinach and cucumbers
• drinking

Alfie Fun Facts:

• smells terrible
• violent
• eats floorboards and walls
• lives alone (too greedy to have a roommate)

Alfie Loves:

• likes being scratched on his chin :3
• kale (it makes him stink even worse)
• floor time
• throwing his house and food bowl across his cage (i have no idea how he does it, he's very strong)

Here's a really huge scary picture of him. This is what it would look like if he was eating you. Enjoy!